Doesn't look so bad, right? I mean, at least its tail is wagging (I think), and that's probably a friendly bark. Well, that's not the end of the story. A week or so later, the dog behind the wall took on a more sinister sound. It started jumping up and trying to peek over our wall. As it got better at jumping, I began to see a nose appear above the wall for about .12 seconds every 5 seconds or so. And something made my blood run cold. The dog wasn't white any more. Using the my ingenious high-tech spying method, I obtained the following picture:
Now, let us consider the possibilities. 1) Dark Dog killed and ate White Dog - it certainly sounds vicious enough; 2) White Dog ran away when Dark Dog showed up and began bullying her; 3) The residents of the house thought that White Dog was not mean enough for them, so they got Dark Dog (note that this could be combined with #1); or 4) White Dog actually became Dark Dog after having an emotionally traumatic and physically transforming experience involving radiation or noxious chemicals.None of these options make me feel good. But I'm gonna keep an eye on things, because Dark Dog Behind the Wall seems to be gaining strength in his leaping muscles - his whole head now appears above the wall. So if I don't show up for something someday, please come check my back yard for little pieces of me and my unassuming dog Nikki.
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For the dark one. http://www.taurususa.com/whatsnew/revolvers.cfm
Ha ha, option 4 would be more realistic if the dog turned green and tripled in size and build...
Maybe #4 with a star wars twist. White dog was transformed by the dark side into a sith.
great story...hope it doesn't have a gruesome end...
Good thinking, Andy. Standing on a stepladder=bad, snapping pics blindly with only your arm above the wall=good. :-)
But I must say, all this talk about white dog/black dog reminds me of some very long messages on sanctification I've heard...
Thanks for your encouragement, all.
Dmo: a) you had to be there - really, you would have laughed; and 2) which dog is winning in your heart today? HAAAA!
In Wyoming, our blessed "rights" would have permitted putting the poor beast out of its misery...
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